Question: How do you get down from an elephant?
Answer: You don't. You get down from a duck!

Knock-kock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida walked in without knocking if I had my keys!

Question: How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Answer: Unique Up On It.

Question: How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Answer: Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

Question: What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
Answer: A Stick

Question: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Answer: Nacho Cheese.

Question: What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Answer: Subordinate Clauses.

Question: What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Answer: Quattro Sinko.

Question: What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Answer: Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Question: What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
Answer: A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Question: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
Answer: To stomp out forest fires!
Question: Why do elephants have flat feet?
Answer: To stomp out burning ducks!